Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We know next to nothing about virtually \ | everything. It is not necessary to know | | the origin of the universe; it is | | necessary to want to know. Civilization | | depends not on any particular | | knowledge, but on the disposition to | | crave knowledge. | | | \ -- George Will / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;