Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________ / L'etat c'est moi. \ | | | [I am the state.] | | | \ -- Louis XIV / ------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;