Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Pittsburgh Driver's Test \ | | | (8) Pedestrians are | | | | (a) irrelevant. | | | | (b) communists. | | | | (c) a nuisance. | | | | (d) difficult to clean off the front | | grille. | | | | The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians | | are not in cars, so they are totally | | irrelevant to driving; you should | \ ignore them completely. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;