Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I attribute my success to intelligence, \ | guts, determination, honesty, ambition, | | and having enough money to buy people | \ with those qualities. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;