Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / To doubt everything or to believe \ | everything are two equally convenient | | solutions; both dispense with the | | necessity of reflection. | | | \ -- H. Poincar'e / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;