Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I can't think about that. It doesn't go \ | with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU | \ -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;