Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A grade school teacher was asking \ | students what their parents did for a | | living. "Tim, you be first," she said. | | "What does your mother do all day?" | | | | Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a | | doctor." | | | | "That's wonderful. How about you, | | Amie?" | | | | Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet | | and said, "My father is a mailman." | | | | "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. | | "What about your father, Billy?" | | | | Billy proudly stood up and announced, | | "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse." | | | | The teacher was aghast and promptly | | changed the subject to geography. Later | | that day she went to Billy's house and | | rang the bell. Billy's father answered | | the door. The teacher explained what | | his son had said and demanded an | | explanation. | | | | Billy's father replied, "Well, I'm | | really an attorney. But how do you | | explain a thing like that to a | \ seven-year-old child?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;