Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... most of us learned about love the \ | hard way. Even warnings are probably | | useless, for somehow, despite the | | severest warnings of parents and | | friends, hundreds, thousands of women | | have forgotten themselves at the last | | minute and succumbed to the lies, | | promises, flatteries, or mere | | attentions of lusting, lovely men, | | landing themselves in complicated | | predicaments from which some of them | | never recovered during their entire | | lives. And I am not speaking only of | | your teenaged Midwesterners in 1958; | | I'm speaking of women of every age in | | every city in every year. The notorious | | sexual revolution has saved no one from | | the pain and confusion of love. | | | \ -- Alix Kates Shulman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;