Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I \ | notice that lots of folks who ain't | | using ain't ain't eatin' well. | | | \ -- Will Rogers / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;