Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / job interview, n.: \ | | | The excruciating process during which | | personnel officers | | | | separate the wheat from the chaff -- | \ then hire the chaff. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;