Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but \ | you spend too much time reading this | \ sort of trash. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;