Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A bore is someone who persists in \ | holding his own views after we have | \ enlightened him with ours. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;