Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The end of the world will occur at \ | three p.m., this Friday, with symposium | \ to follow. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;