Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Sometimes a feeling is all we humans \ | have to go on. | | | | -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", | \ stardate 3193.9 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;