Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A journalist, thrilled over his \ | dinner, asked the chef for the recipe. | | Retorted the chef, "Sorry, we have the | | same policy as you journalists, we | \ never reveal our sauce." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;