Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Andrea's Admonition: \ | | | Never bestow profanity upon a driver | | who has wronged you. | | | | If you think his window is closed and | | he can't hear you, | | | \ it isn't and he can. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;