Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / There is a certain impertinence in \ | allowing oneself to be burned for an | | opinion. | | | \ -- Anatole France / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;