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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Two golfers were being held up as the   \
| twosome of women in front of them       |
| whiffed shots, hunted for lost balls    |
| and stood over putts for what seemed    |
| like hours.                             |
|                                         |
| "I'll ask if we can play through," Bill |
| said as he strode toward the women.     |
| Twenty yards from the green, however,   |
| he turned on his heel and went back to  |
| where his companion was waiting.        |
|                                         |
| "Can't do it," he explained,            |
| sheepishly. "One of them's my wife and  |
| the other's my mistress!"               |
|                                         |
| "I'll ask," said Jim. He started off,   |
| only to turn and come back before       |
| reaching the green.                     |
|                                         |
| "What's wrong?" Bill asked.             |
|                                         |
\ "Small world, isn't it?"                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;