Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Two golfers were being held up as the \ | twosome of women in front of them | | whiffed shots, hunted for lost balls | | and stood over putts for what seemed | | like hours. | | | | "I'll ask if we can play through," Bill | | said as he strode toward the women. | | Twenty yards from the green, however, | | he turned on his heel and went back to | | where his companion was waiting. | | | | "Can't do it," he explained, | | sheepishly. "One of them's my wife and | | the other's my mistress!" | | | | "I'll ask," said Jim. He started off, | | only to turn and come back before | | reaching the green. | | | | "What's wrong?" Bill asked. | | | \ "Small world, isn't it?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;