Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Has everybody got HALVAH spread all \ | over their ANKLES?? ... Now, it's time | \ to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;