Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > You know you are "there" when you are \ | known by your first name, and > are | | recognized. > Lemmie see, there is | | Madonna, and Linus, and ..... help me | | out here! | | | | Bill ? ;-) | | | | -- From some postings on | \ comp.os.linux.misc / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;