Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Reichel's Law: \ | | | A body on vacation tends to remain on | | vacation unless acted upon by | | | \ an outside force. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;