Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Some days you wake and immediately \ | start worrying. Nothing in particular | | is wrong, it's just the suspicion that | | forces are aligning quietly and there | | will be trouble. | | | \ -- "Survival Series", Jenny Holzer / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;