Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Why my thoughts are my own, when they \ | are in, but when they are out they are | | another's. | | | | -- Susanna Martin, executed for | \ witchcraft, 1681 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;