Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / I never said all Democrats were \ | saloonkeepers; what I said was all | \ saloonkeepers were Democrats. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;