Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The human mind ordinarily operates at \ | only ten percent of its capacity -- the | | rest is overhead for the operating | | system. | | | \ -- Nicholas Ambrose / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;