Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Writing is easy; all you do is sit \ | staring at the blank sheet of paper | | until drops of blood form on your | | forehead. | | | \ -- Gene Fowler / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;