Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Rebellion lay in his way, and he found \ | it. | | | \ -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;