Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A private sin is not so prejudicial in \ | the world as a public indecency. | | | \ -- Miguel de Cervantes / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;