Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is either through the influence of \ | narcotic potions, of which all | | primitive peoples and races speak in | | hymns, or through the powerful approach | | of spring, penetrating with joy all of | | nature, that those Dionysian stirrings | | arise, which in their intensification | | lead the individual to forget himself | | completely. . . .Not only does the bond | | between man and man come to be forged | | once again by the magic of the | | Dionysian rite, but alienated, hostile, | | or subjugated nature again celebrates | | her reconciliation with her prodigal | | son, man. | | | \ -- Fred Nietzsche, The Birth of Tragedy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;