Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ah, my friends, from the prison, they \ | ask unto me, "How good, how good does | | it feel to be free?" And I answer them | | most mysteriously: "Are birds free from | | the chains of the sky-way?" | | | \ -- Bob Dylan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;