Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The divinity of Jesus is made a \ | convenient cover for absurdity. Nowhere | | in the Gospels do we find a precept for | | Creeds, Confessions, Oaths, Doctrines, | | and whole carloads of other foolish | | trumpery that we find in Christianity. | | | \ -- John Adams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;