Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a \ | cowboy faces his horse. | | | | Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty | | good hoss, I guess. Hardworkin'. | | | | Not the fastest critter I ever come | | acrost, but..." | | | | Horse: "No, stupid, not feed*back*. I | \ said I wanted a feed*bag*. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;