Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When you're married to someone, they \ | take you for granted ... when you're | | living with someone it's fantastic ... | | they're so frightened of losing you | | they've got to keep you satisfied all | | the time. | | | \ -- Nell Dunn, "Poor Cow" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;