Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To be is to do. \ | | | -- I. Kant To do is to be. | | | | -- A. Sartre Do be a Do Bee! | | | | -- Miss Connie, Romper Room Do be do be | | do! | | | | -- F. Sinatra Yabba-Dabba-Doo! | | | \ -- F. Flintstone / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;