Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You \ | use them when you've got nothing else | | to try. If they work, they go in the | | Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, | | which is largely a collection of nitwit | | ideas that worked. | | | \ -- Larry Niven, "The Mote in God's Eye" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;