Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is \ | a constant, but nowadays the | | illiterates can read. | | | \ -- Alberto Moravia / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;