Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The geographical center of Boston is in \ | Roxbury. Due north of the center we | | find the South End. This is not to be | | confused with South Boston which lies | | directly east from the South End. North | | of the South End is East Boston and | | southwest of East Boston is the North | \ End. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;