Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "There was a boy called Eustace \ | Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved | | it." | | | | -- C. S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of | \ Narnia" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;