Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse \ | about rabbits The cow is of the bovine | | ilk; That doesn't mention their habits. | | One end is moo, the other, milk. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;