Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "No program is perfect," They said with \ | a shrug. "The customer's happy-- What's | | one little bug?" | | | | But he was determined, Then change two, | | then three more, The others went home. | | As year followed year. He dug out the | | flow chart And strangers would comment, | | Deserted, alone. "Is that guy still | | here?" | | | | Night passed into morning. He died at | | the console The room was cluttered Of | | hunger and thirst With core dumps, | | source listings. Next day he was buried | | "I'm close," he muttered. Face down, | | nine edge first. | | | | Chain smoking, cold coffee, And his | | wife through her tears Logic, | | deduction. Accepted his fate. "I've got | | it!" he cried, Said "He's not really | | gone, "Just change one instruction." | | He's just working late." | | | \ -- The Perfect Programmer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;