Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I quite agree with you," said the \ | Duchess; "and the moral of that is -- | | `Be what you would seem to be' -- or, | | if you'd like it put more simply -- | | `Never imagine yourself not to be | | otherwise than what it might appear to | | others that what you were or might have | | been was not otherwise than what you | | had been would have appeared to them to | | be otherwise.'" | | | \ -- Lewis Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;