Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Oh wearisome condition of humanity! \ | Born under one law, to another bound. | | | \ -- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;