Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a \ | side order of airplane noise, and | | you'll be Gary, Indiana. - Jessie in | \ the movie "Greaser's Palace" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;