Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A prig is a fellow who is always making \ | you a present of his opinions. | | | \ -- George Eliot / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;