Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A committee takes root and grows, it \ | flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the | | seed from which other committees will | | bloom. | | | \ -- Parkinson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;