Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Be warned, I have a keyboard \ | I can use to beat luser's heads | | | | in, and then continue to use... (=:] | \ Mercury: Oh, an IBM. :) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;