Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / You may already be a loser. \ | | | -- Form letter received by Rodney | \ Dangerfield. / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;