Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Except for Great Britain. According to \ | ISO 9166 and Internet reality Great | | Britain's toplevel domain should be | | _gb_. Instead, Great Britain and | | Nortern Ireland (the United Kingdom) | | use the toplevel domain _uk_. They | | drive on the wrong side of the road, | | too. | | | \ -- PERL book (or DNS and BIND book) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;