Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / By one count there are some 700 \ | scientists with respectable academic | | credentials (out of a total of 480,000 | | U.S. earth and life scientists) who | | give credence to creation-science, the | | general theory that complex life forms | | did not evolve but appeared "abruptly." | | | \ -- Newsweek, June 29, 1987, pg. 23 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;