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$ fortune | cowsay

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/  A Plan for the Improvement of English  \
| Spelling                                |
|                                         |
| attributed to Mark Twain                |
|                                         |
| For example, in Year 1 that useless     |
| letter "c" would be dropped to be       |
| replased either by "k" or "s", and      |
| likewise "x" would no longer be part of |
| the alphabet. The only kase in which    |
| "c" would be retained would be the "ch" |
| formation, which will be dealt with     |
| later. Year 2 might reform "w"          |
| spelling, so that "which" and "one"     |
| would take the same konsonant, wile     |
| Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing |
| it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the   |
| "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.        |
|                                         |
| Jenerally, then, the improvement would  |
| kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5      |
| doing awai with useless double          |
| konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so        |
| modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining      |
| voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear  |
| 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu  |
| meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c",    |
| "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in |
| the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu        |
| riplais "ch", "sh", and "th"            |
| rispektivli.                            |
|                                         |
| Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov      |
| orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, |
| kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe       |
\ Ingliy-spiking werld.                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;